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Some horse owners want the craziest name they can find for their furry four-legged friend. Whether for the Jockey Club or the Kentucky Derby, finding a funny horse name will be the perfect thing. There’s nothing like having the announcer say all the crazy horse names to get a roaring laugh from the crowd.
Sift through this ginormous list of the funniest horse names. Some are cute, others are puns and yet there are few that are naughty.
Best Crazy Horse Names
The conglomeration and connection of words below are some of the best horse names around. There are some fun ones with others being are a little suggestive.
- A Bid Farewell
- Alimony Pony
- An Appy for That
- Ask Nicely
- Backstage Drama
- Bad Assumption
- Bait N Switch
- Betta Be Faster
- Big Impact
- Biscotti the Hottie
- Burnt Tostada
- Casino Royale
- Cat Sass (say it fast)
- Cirque Soleil
- Citation
- Clodhopper
- Commanding Presence
- Corporate Espionage
- Crimson Tide
- Critical Cadence
- Cryptic Code
- Divorce Settlement
- Eager Beaver
- Endless Anticipation
- Exchange My Brain
- Executive Decision
- Falcon Rising
- Fallen Emperor
- Fatty McButterpants
- Fiscal Impact
- Future Investment
- Glory Seeker
- Gluteus Maximus
- Governors Delight
- Grand Appeal
- Grey Goose
- Guess
- Heisenberg
- Honey Bunches of Oats
- Ides of March
- In It to Win It
- Jalopy
- Jamaican Me A Winner
- Kicking My Habits
- Late Night Tango
- Lawful Alibi
- Legendary Boysenberry
- Lollygagger
- Lost in the Clouds
- Lostma Cowboy
- Mad About Bagels
- Mane Attraction
- Misguided Adventure
- More Cowbell (classic Saturday Night Live skit)
- Neigh Sayer
- No Soup for You (Seinfeld)
- Odds in my Favor
- Odor in the Court
- Original Dilemma
- Over Active Imagination
- Panty Raid
- Partner in Crime
- Peanuts Envy
- Pour Me A Manhattan
- Purely A Whim
- Quite a Mystery
- Ransom Note
- Rhythm N Blues
- Saintly Opinion
- Sir Barton Jumps-alot
- Sofa Can Fast (say it fast)
- Sofa Can Slow
- Squirtle the Turtle
- Talk Derby to Me
- Tax Return
- Twenty Grand
- Useless Request
- User Friendly
- Valid Conclusion
- War Pig
- Where’s The Beef
- Xtra Whip Cream
- Zero Percent Interest
- Zip Code
Crazy Female Horse Names
When you intend to use your mare or filly in horse racing pursuits, see if any one of these will work. Of course, you could make the name their daily moniker too.
- Appealing Grace
- Babbling Brooke
- Bella Donna
- Big Mama
- Blind Faith
- Bloody Mary
- Buckle Up Buttercup
- Cactus Cowgirl
- Cajun Princess
- Candy Chase
- Daddy’s Little Girl
- Dazzling Belle
- Deceptive Miss
- Defiant Princess
- Disco Diva
- Diva Dancer
- Domestic Donna
- Downtown Abby
- Duchess of Dreams
- Elegant Lady
- Elusive Dawn
- Exclusive Lady
- Famous Lady
- Gentle Lady
- Girl with a Pearl
- Golden Grace
- Hailey’s Comet
- Harvest the Dawn
- Hollyhock
- Hurricane Rose
- I’m A Lady
- Impressive Peach
- Jazzy Jane
- Jewel of the Sea
- Kansas City Princess
- Kate Winsalot
- Kiss My Asterisk
- Lace N Pearls
- Lady in Waiting
- Lucy Goosey
- Madame Lumiere
- Magnolia Dreams
- Majestic Princess
- Mama Knows Best
- Marvelous Maxine
- Masquerade Belle
- Memorable Maiden
- Mimosa for Me
- Miss Bee Havin
- Mother Hubbard
- Mount Whinney
- Moving with Grace
- Mustang Sally
- Oh She Hit (say it fast)
- Our Little Princess
- Pacific Coast Princess
- Patriotic Princess
- Pearls N Gold
- Polka Dottie
- Prairie Princess
- Princess Consuela
- Queen of Hearts
- Run Susie Run
- September Dawn
- She’s Easy Peasey
- Spirit of a Lady
- Sunshine Cowgirl
- Swiss Miss
- Victorias Secret
- Western Rose
Crazy Male Horse Names
A stallion or gelding may do well with any of the crazy names below. Here you’ll find plays on words and the names of famous people.
- Al Capony
- Ask Him
- Bachelor Pad
- Beau Bridges
- Brave Hawk
- Budweiser
- Captain Hook
- Chester Drawers
- Chilly Willy
- Cowboy Caper
- Cup of Joe
- Dennis the Menace
- Deputy Dan
- Edgar Allen Pony
- Gambling Man
- General Tso
- Handsome Hank
- Harry Trotter
- His Eminence
- Hoosier Daddy
- Horsey McHorseFace
- Huge Ackman
- I Don’t Know, Ask Him
- Illusive Warrior
- Jedi Knight
- Johnny Danger
- Justa Plain Mister
- Justin Thyme
- King of the World
- Liam Neighson
- Lord of the Lake
- Lucky with Ladies
- Magical Mister
- Magnificent Mister
- Major Demands
- Man with a Plan
- Max A. Million
- Mr. McWhinney
- Pocket Rocket
- Pony Montana
- Pony Soprano
- Private Ryan
- Radiant Mister
- Ricky Bobby
- Ridgeline
- Rushmore
- Sam Adams
- Scottie Too Hottie
- Sgt Wreckless
- Shoelace
- Sir Tater Tot
- Solo, Han Solo
- Spongebob Horsepants
- Steeltoe
- Tommy Haflinger
- Two Buck Chuck
- Upchuck
- Usain Colt
- Wicked Warrior
- Will Jump for Food
Crazy Unique Horse Names
Any gender can benefit from these fun crazy names. They’re pinpointed to be the most unique, original and unusual for your precious equine pal.
- Ace of Diamonds
- Additional Demands
- Atlantic Elegance
- Blueberry Beauty
- Biscuits with Ham
- Black and Tan
- Blue Ballad
- Boilermaker
- Cabernet
- Cafe Ole
- Call of Duty
- Chardonneigh
- Chopped Liver
- Civil Justice
- Code Blue
- Crown Royal
- Dangerous Pleasure
- Dapple Ganger
- Dixieland
- Dos Equis
- Easy Street
- Emperor’s Dream
- Faster Than Most
- Flying Saucer
- Funneigh
- Game Changer
- Gilded Gamer
- Glitter N Gold
- Got Hay
- Grey Goose
- Half Moon Bay
- Hammer N Nail
- Hay Neighbor
- Highball
- Holy Diver
- Hoof Hearted
- Instead of Homework
- Irish Car Bomb
- Joy of the Challenge
- Jungle Cruiser
- Kissing Booth
- Krispy Cream
- Late for Dinner
- Lonely Liaison
- Making History
- Martinis Anyone
- Masked Crusader
- Miles of Glory
- Music to my Ears
- National Debt
- Nautical Adventure
- Not A Problem
- Nothing to See
- Old Fashioned
- Overdraft
- Page of Contention
- Prospecting for Glory
- Quality Check
- Rapid Succession
- Ready for Anything
- Reasonably Late
- Red Tide Rising
- Robbed Again
- Royal Invitation
- Rusty Nail
- Sapphire Ridge
- Saratoga Sweetheart
- Scare Tactic
- Schnapps
- Scotch on the Rocks
- Second Mortgage
- Secret Confession
- Shoulda Been First
- Starship Enterprise
- State Secrets
- Strictly Business
- Surprise Me Later
- Tactical Alert
- Ten Mile Miracle
- Tequila Sunrise
- That’s What She Said
- Triple Threat
- Twenty Four K
- Unbridled Fury
- Unlimited Adventure
- Vintage Heirloom
- Visitation Rights
- Vote of Confidence
- Watch Me Dance
- Wayward Management
- Whisky Sour
- Wholy Sheet
- Yuengling
- Yuletide Cheer
- Zippin Around Town
Horse Name Inspiration
Whether you have quarter horses or thoroughbred horses, you want to select a name that matches its unusual and beautiful characteristics. Make mental notes about its behaviors, mannerisms, and daily modes of being.
While you develop a list of adjectives, take a ride through nature and see if anything sticks out. Trees, flowers, plants, or other animals may interact with your horse in a memorable way. Then, watch old horse races and listen to the plethora of names from the past. You certainly shouldn’t use them, but perhaps it will give you some solid ideas.
Help Choosing The Right Name
Of course, if you intend the horse for racing or competitions, you will have to follow the naming guidelines for that particular organization. In order for your horse to qualify, you will, more than likely, not be able to use a name that’s suggestive.
Although finding the perfect name can be challenging, you can make it fun. Let the horse become a part of this process. First, observe and learn about your horse and its personality. Then, select two or three names and affix them onto separate strings. Tie a carrot to each. Whichever one the horse eats first, that will be its new crazy name.
Conclusion
Crazy horse names are a great way to entertain the crowd at horse races. It’s memorable, hilarious, and draws much attention to your furry friend. If the names above aren’t your cup of tea, hopefully, you’ve found enough inspiration to design some of your own.
If you’re still looking for more inspiration, check out these awesome lists of horse names!