Funny Horse Names (500+ Haylarious Choices)

Every horse has a unique attitude, so it makes sense that every horse should have a name as unique as they are. For that neighing comedian in a horse owner’s life, funny horse names, are the way to go

Clever, whimsical horse names have taken the equestrian world by storm. This article explores some of the best horse names that put the “fun” in “funny!”

Funny Icelandic Horse

Top 50 Best Funny Horse Names 

Explore some of the most popular and unique punny horse names below!

  1. Mane-iac
  2. Mane Attraction
  3. Cough Stirrup
  4. Neighsayer
  5. Trojan (Horse)
  6. Hay Fever
  7. Foal Play
  8. Fifty Shades of Hay
  9. Friendly Neighbor
  10. Sir Whinneysalot
  11. Sir Neighsalot
  12. Healthy As A
  13. Gale Horse Winds
  14. May The Horse Be With You
  15. Hoof Hearted
  16. Captain A-mare-ica
  17. Hay There
  18. OfAnyOtherName
  19. Horsen Around
  20. Talk Derby To Me
  21. What the Buck
  22. My Allowance
  23. Buck Yeah
  24. Foalin Around
  25. Debt Collector
  26. Mane Man
  27. Neighver Gonna Give You Up
  28. The Buck Stops Here
  29. Funneigh Girl
  30. Ze Brah
  31. In The Neighborhood
  32. Hoofing It
  33. Buck Buck Goose
  34. Hoof Fairy
  35. Reinbow Dash
  36. Hay Jude
  37. In Kah Hoofs
  38. Dustin Hoofman
  39. Termineightor
  40. Mane of War
  41. Cremello Antony
  42. The Macareina
  43. Hall and Oats
  44. Rein Forest
  45. Jocky Puck
  46. Foal Business
  47. Super Hoofer
  48. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
  49. Love Sick Mule
  50. Stud Muffin

Female Funny Horse Names 

Find a female horse name that will have horse owners everywhere chuckling. From pop culture to literature, these names have something for every Filly.

  1. Win-neighna Rider
  2. Bonnie Clydesdale
  3. Hermioneigh
  4. Mare Antoinette
  5. Rosemarey
  6. Anne Hathaneigh
  7. Princess Mareial
  8. Mare-y Queen of Trots
  9. Whinney Houston
  10. Tina Hay
  11. Annie Oatley
  12. FiftyShadesofNeigh
  13. Hoofie Goldburg
  14. Hay Girl
  15. Princess Neighah
  16. A-mare-zing Grace
  17. Beyonc-hay
  18. Maybe Its Marebelline
  19. Kate Winsalot
  20. Reese Winneighspoon
  21. Red Hot Filly Pepper
  22. Whinney In Rome
  23. Emma Trotson
  24. Filidelphia
  25. Riding Mrs. Daisy
  26. Holly Day
  27. Dee Canter
  28. Jenneighfur
  29. Mane Austen
  30. Mustang Sally
  31. Tiffaneigh
  32. Oh She Hit
  33. Tough Girl
  34. Miss Bee Haven
  35. Whinney Weasley
  36. Apple A Day
  37. Ca-mare-on Diaz
  38. Filley the Kid
  39. Frou-Frou
  40. Girl Power
  41. Gold is for Girls
  42. Mare-y Anne
  43. Neigh-lor Swift
  44. Mrs. Prance
  45. Bye Foalisha
  46. Foal Getter
  47. Feisty Gal
  48. Spare Change
  49. Gimme Oats
  50. T-oat-ally 
  51. Sweet n Sour
  52. Sweet n Salty
  53. NotAMorningPerson
  54. Pumpkin Spice Latte
  55. Them Apples
  56. Apple Addict
  57. Whinny Wants To
  58. Bridle Suite
  59. Watch Me Neigh Neigh
  60. Chocolate and Chardonhay
  61. Hay There Delilah
  62. A Good Marelot 
  63. Woah Nelly
  64. Wish Upon
  65. Whinneyfred Sanderson
  66. Thorough the Looking Glass
  67. Barn Princess
  68. Trendsetter
  69. Daddy’s Little Manester
  70. Monthly Allowance
  71. Queen of Hay
  72. Haybellina
  73. Happier Hoofing It
  74. Filly On Up
  75. Princess Runner Up
  76. Duchess of Oats
  77. Honey Bunches of Oats
  78. Halley Baley
  79. Oprah Winneighfrey
  80. Girl Gone Wild
  81. Take A Selfie
  82. Prom Queen
  83. Drama Llama
  84. Canterlope
  85. She’s So Trot
  86. For Filly’s Sake
  87. Amareican Woman
  88. Proud To Be An Amareican
  89. Just Friends
  90. Take Me Shopping
  91. Oh My Foal
  92. Trot To You Later
  93. Credit Card Debt
  94. Marey Me
  95. Birthday Present
  96. All I Wanted For Christmas
  97. Gucci and Haybanna
  98. Bannaneigh Republic
  99. Big Filly Girl
  100. Just Pretty
  101. Prancing In Pink
  102. Breakfast At Tiffaneighs
  103. First World Problems
  104. Trust Fund 
  105. Anneighbelle
  106. Good Girl Gone Bad
  107. Galloping Girl
  108. Every Stud’s Dream
  109. Glitter Girl
  110. Shopaholic
  111. Tailor Swifty
  112. Duchess of Prance
  113. All That And a Bag of Apples
  114. She’s All That
  115. Not An Angel
  116. Straight Out Of Filly
  117. New York Filly
  118. Prancing Queen
  119. Hungry For Love
  120. Neigh There
  121. Spa Neigh
  122. Diva
  123. Karen or “Neigh-ren”
  124. Faithfilly Yours
  125. Belle of the Bale
  126. Queen Latifay
  127. Manea Lisa’s Smile
  128. Foalever Young
  129. Small Fortune
  130. Only Yours
  131. Instagram Worthy
  132. Ginneigh Weasley
  133. Jenneighfur Lopez
  134. Lady Hoofer
  135. Duchess of Canter-bury
  136. Bale-erina
  137. Hay-ters Gonna Hate
  138. Tattle Tail
  139. Best FillyForever
  140. Reign On My Parade
  141. A Girl’s Best Friend
  142. Diamond In The Rough
  143. Girl With The Sugar Cube Tattoo
  144. Derby Duchess
  145. Trotting Spree
  146. Almost A Unicorn
  147. Apple of My Eye
  148. Sweet As Apple Pie
  149. Lady Gait Gait
  150. Fairy Tail Princess

Male Funny Horse Names 

Discover the perfect name for the stud in your life – this comprehensive list covers everything from horse puns to movie-related horse name ideas.

  1. Globe Trotter
  2. Usain Colt
  3. Studs In The Bucket
  4. I like Big Rumps and I Cannot Lie
  5. Barnyard Rules
  6. Colt Turkey
  7. Champion Chomper
  8. Harry Trotter
  9. Jabba
  10. Martin Neigh
  11. Ferris Mueller
  12. Hoof Jackman
  13. Ocean Cookie
  14. Henry Hoofer
  15. Tabasco
  16. Bradley Dylan Hoofer
  17. Neighvid Bowie
  18. Luke Skytrotter
  19. Mueller Mueller Mueller
  20. Always Hungry
  21. Harry Allen
  22. Colt Hemsworth
  23. Oh Hale Yes
  24. Sylvester Stallion
  25. Coltergeist
  26. David Hasselhoof
  27. Robin Hoof
  28. ZZ Trot
  29. Leon Trotsky
  30. Paul Neighvere
  31. Barry Maneilow
  32. Could Have Bought A Car
  33. Horse Code
  34. Barnsley
  35. Gone Swishing
  36. Meatball
  37. Chewbacca (Chewy)
  38. Best Yet
  39. Colt Calling
  40. Catch Me Later
  41. Financially Stable
  42. Herd Me Calling
  43. High Horse
  44. Mayday
  45. Major Payne
  46. Neighvy Boy
  47. Robert DeNeighro
  48. Frank Sineightra
  49. Buck Rogers
  50. Liam Neighson
  51. The Hay-ngover
  52. Snail Male
  53. Paul Neighman
  54. Matthew McConahay
  55. Neighlor Lautner
  56. Lord of the Prance
  57. Faster Than Fast
  58. Snooze Button
  59. Mr.Ed
  60. Mr. E
  61. Free Rein Chicken
  62. Thorough Bread
  63. Colt Following
  64. Always Horsing Around
  65. Michael Foalton
  66. The Ex-horse-ist
  67. Elvis
  68. Derby Donut
  69. Glass Hoof Full
  70. Glass Hoof Empty
  71. Hold the Reigns
  72. Aluminum Foal
  73. Foaltergeist
  74. Hay Fanatic
  75. Tale of Woah
  76. Whinneyslow (winslow)
  77. Bale Out
  78. Government Bale Out
  79. Dr. Studley
  80. Harnessy 
  81. Haywire
  82. Dark Horse
  83. Batmane
  84. Jack of All Hays
  85. Into Trouble
  86. Barry Manelow
  87. Sheriff
  88. Lone Ranger
  89. I Should Have Been A Racehorse
  90. I’m A Rental
  91. Supermane
  92. Eat Like A Horse
  93. Bales Lightyear
  94. Super Stud
  95. Filly Chaser
  96. Filly Cheesesteak
  97. For Trots Sake
  98. Last Fri-hay Night
  99. Father of the Bridle
  100. Bale to the Future
  101. Christian Haybale
  102. Your Tax Return
  103. Piggy Bank
  104. Arnold Swartze-neigh-ger
  105. Break the Bank
  106. Canter Wait
  107. Caught Neighing
  108. Study Break
  109. Strapped For Cash
  110. Apple A Day
  111. Lady’s Man
  112. Flirt
  113. Dr. Of Love
  114. King of Neighs
  115. Eco-Friendly
  116. Ladies Love Me
  117. Quit Stallion
  118. Stop Stallion Around
  119. Dollar Dapple
  120. Dappelganger
  121. Momma’s Boy
  122. The Stud Silent Type
  123. Hay Solo
  124. Obi Wan Hay-nobi
  125. Darth Neigh-der
  126. Stress Reliever 
  127. Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
  128. Hay Over There
  129. Hay Addict
  130. The Big Apple
  131. Clop Clop Goose
  132. Every Penny
  133. Lazy Boy
  134. Lawn Mower
  135. Hugh Hayfner
  136. Sheldon Hoofer
  137. Donkey
  138. Moose (for a large horse)
  139. Distracted Riding
  140. Ghost Rider
  141. Yeehaw
  142. Rodeo Rebel
  143. Pain In the Asteriks
  144. Nickers In A Twist
  145. Stud For Life
  146. Trophy Husband
  147. The Mane The Myth The Legend
  148. Mane of the Hour
  149. Eat My Road Apples
  150. Mane’s Best Friend

Cute Funny Horse Names 

Chestnut Horse Eating Flowers From A Flowerbed
Young brown color horse have fun, reaching through fence for eating flowers from green flowerbed. Domestic animals, funny pets. Summer outdoor background.

Owners looking for a list of funny horse names with a cute spin on them need to look no further.

From candy and sweets to cuteness galore, these names will have any stablehand saying “awww.”

  1. Whinney the Pooh
  2. Pasture Bedtime
  3. Singing In the Reign
  4. Hay Neighbor
  5. Maple Stirrup
  6. Stirrup Trouble
  7. Horsey Kiss
  8. Just Mare-ied
  9. Honeigh
  10. Caramel Dapple
  11. Canterbury Egg
  12. Hugs and Kisses
  13. Rocking Horse
  14. May-o-neighs
  15. Over the Reinbow
  16. All Neightural
  17. Mare-y Go Round
  18. Honeigh Bun
  19. The Bees Neighs
  20. Good Neighbor
  21. Free Reign
  22. Buttered T-oats
  23. Spurs n Stripes
  24. Crop Duster
  25. Tailspin
  26. Mane Street
  27. Marey Christmas
  28. Marey Marey Quite Contrary
  29. Southern Horsepitality
  30. Neighbraska
  31. Whoa There
  32. Hayppily Ever After
  33. Nickers Bar
  34. Crazy Lil Thing Colt Love
  35. Horseradish
  36. TGI-FridHay
  37. Q-T Pie
  38. Muffin
  39. Dream Catcher
  40. Sugar and Spice
  41. Potato
  42. Sweet Stud
  43. Hay Lady
  44. The Little Prancess
  45. Momma’s Little Hay-ngel
  46. This Is What Dreams Are Made Of
  47. Sweet Pea
  48. Appley Ever After
  49. Forrest Rump
  50. Tinkerbale
  51. Baby Boy
  52. Baby Girl
  53. Sweet Victory
  54. Smiley
  55. Scamp
  56. No Neighme
  57. Hay Friend
  58. Hugs and Kisses
  59. Homework Eater
  60. Cute Distraction
  61. Never Listens
  62. Of Horse I Love You
  63. Horse n Buggy
  64. Horse and Pony Show
  65. Happy As A
  66. Still Lives With His Mother
  67. Oatis
  68. Star Studded
  69. Sweet Ride
  70. Attention Hog
  71. Born In A Barn
  72. Farm Fresh
  73. Cute n Cuddly
  74. Grasshoofer
  75. Special Edition
  76. Santa’s Reindeer
  77. Mom’s Mane Man
  78. Neighs Before Sleighs
  79. Best In Show
  80. Bashful
  81. Grumpy
  82. Magic Mane
  83. Sleeps In
  84. Cuddle Monster
  85. Pancakes and Stirrup
  86. Cupcake
  87. Because of Whinney Dixie
  88. Bullseye
  89. Tom Braaaydy
  90. Secret Haygent
  91. Holy Foally
  92. Mare Force One
  93. Truth or Mare
  94. Piece, Love, and Oats
  95. God Bless the USHay
  96. Miracle Mane
  97. Chocolate Chip Stud Muffin
  98. Spoonful of Sugar
  99. Stead-y Goes It
  100. Mare-y Poppins

Funny Race Horse Names 

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A hilarious horse name is the way to go for racing horse owners who want the racing commentators in stitches.

Check out this list of side-splitting names perfect for the funniest steed on the track.

  1. Snail
  2. Slow-Poke
  3. Horsey McHorseface (Jr.)
  4. Sir Neighington
  5. Turtle
  6. Retirement Account
  7. Fast n the Furious
  8. Zippadee Doo Dah
  9. Big Time Maybe
  10. Horse Power
  11. Foxtrot
  12. Almost Fast
  13. Gandalf the Neigh
  14. Foal Throttle
  15. Colt Feet
  16. Thundercolt
  17. Lightning McColt
  18. Tater Trot
  19. Woah There
  20. Dr. Hay
  21. Lightning Colt
  22. SeeYaLater
  23. GaitsofHell
  24. Third Times the Charm
  25. Clear So Far
  26. Crash Dummy
  27. Gait Crasher
  28. My Dust
  29. Speed Limit
  30. Bad News Travels Fast
  31. Infinity and Beyond
  32. Better Luck
  33. Easy Peasy
  34. MyFirstRace
  35. All Hoofs
  36. NoWhereFast
  37. Lord of the Reigns
  38. Reignstorm
  39. NotSoFast
  40. Roll The Dice
  41. Better Off Fed
  42. Coming In Hot
  43. Escape Route
  44. Payday
  45. Magic Carpet Ride
  46. Will Run for Hay
  47. Incoming
  48. Encore
  49. Jack Be Quick
  50. Saddle Up
  51. Robbie Colt-rane
  52. Hayrrison Ford
  53. Houston We Have A Problem
  54. The Problem
  55. Risky Business
  56. Three Strikes
  57. Road Runner
  58. Sloth
  59. Slow n Steady
  60. Always Trottin
  61. Sir Speedy
  62. Not Furlong
  63. Zebra in Disguise
  64. Stop Stalling
  65. Old Neighvy
  66. Macintosh Apple
  67. Bad Stable Manners
  68. Under the Stable
  69. Stable Diet
  70. Not a Zebra
  71. Escape Artist
  72. Traffic Stop
  73. Torneighdo
  74. The Mane Event
  75. No Mane-ners
  76. What’s A Mane Gotta Do
  77. Off The Reins
  78. When It Reigns It Pours
  79. All Terrein Vehicle 
  80. Faster Than The IRS
  81. Win or Bust
  82. Watch Me Whip
  83. Over Drive
  84. Will Race for Apples
  85. Apple Enthusiast
  86. Dusty Devil
  87. Run Like The Wind
  88. Yippie Kiyay
  89. Down and Derby
  90. Derby Diva
  91. Track Attack
  92. Straight Outta Kentucky
  93. Racecar
  94. IntheZone
  95. IMustAskYouEquestrian
  96. Foal Ball
  97. HangOnToYourJockey
  98. BreakingTheSpeedLimit
  99. Can’tCatchMe
  100. HereWeGoAgain

Funny Show Horse Names

From sassy to sweet, show horses have a lot of personalities among them. So here are some clever, fun names for the dressage or jumping expert in the stable. 

  1. Forrest Jump
  2. Britney Spurs
  3. Night Mare
  4. Tiny Prancer
  5. Hoofdini 
  6. Maid In Manehatten
  7. Twitter Famous
  8. Take Offence
  9. Bale-or Swift
  10. A Sher-bet
  11. BetyerBottomDollar
  12. Hayl-or Swift
  13. High Maintenance
  14. One Trick Pony
  15. Spurred On By Fame
  16. Center of Attention
  17. Spotlight
  18. Instagram
  19. The Big Letrotsky
  20. Kolt Kardashian
  21. Drama Queen
  22. Fabio
  23. Equine Intervention
  24. Buckingham Palace
  25. Victoria’s Secret
  26. Gigi Haydid
  27. Gucci Girl
  28. Show Stopper
  29. Kiss My Asteriks
  30. JumpedOverTheMoon
  31. Tommy Haflinger
  32. Everybody Loves Haymond
  33. Worth Every Penny
  34. Tailent Scout
  35. Selfie
  36. JumpedTheFence
  37. Fashionista
  38. TheReasonYou’reHere
  39. Prima Donna
  40. Center of the Universe
  41. Gold Standard
  42. Show Girl
  43. Brilliant By Nature
  44. Legs For Days
  45. Will Jump For Oats
  46. Beauty And A Beast
  47. The It Girl
  48. Winning For Days
  49. Where There’s A Win There’s A Way
  50. Another One Bites the Dust
  51. Inspirational Quote
  52. SmileForTheCamera
  53. Record Breaker
  54. Picture Perfect
  55. Ms. Perfect
  56. StealsTheShow
  57. I’llTakeThat
  58. CleanSweep
  59. Witches Broomstick
  60. FlyLikeAButterfly
  61. Jumping Jack
  62. Damsel In Dressage
  63. Reining Champion
  64. Off Roadster
  65. Ten Outta Ten Thousand
  66. Going For Baroque
  67. Mezair Master
  68. OlympicsBound
  69. Stadium Star
  70. Sucker For Six-Bar 
  71. The Gait Gambler
  72. Cross-Country Queen
  73. JumpTheGun
  74. ChompingTheBit
  75. Sarah Jessica Parkour
  76. Bar Hopper
  77. Belle of the Bars
  78. Ranch Dressageing
  79. JumpForJoy
  80. DivideAndConquer
  81. Flying Horse
  82. Mare-athon
  83. Filly-buster
  84. Penny Loafer
  85. Reina Sunshine
  86. Mount Neigh
  87. Justine Thyme
  88. Post Stallione
  89. Horsey Kiss
  90. Alan is Mare-isette
  91. WinSome Mare
  92. Equine Intervention
  93. Sweet D’apples
  94. BackTalk
  95. WalkTheWalk
  96. Class Act
  97. RunTheWorld
  98. The Young and The Reinless
  99. Prairie Princess
  100. Paparazzi Please

Funny Mini Horse Names

There’s no shortage of spunk in ponies and miniature horses. Give them a name that reflects their sense of humor!

Check out some of these haylarious names for ponies below:

  1. Mascarpone
  2. Al Capony
  3. Fun-sized
  4. Persepony
  5. Edgar Allen Pony
  6. Interest Pony
  7. Jon Bon Pony
  8. Pony Express
  9. Mouse
  10. Weebisquit
  11. Teeny Turner
  12. Pixie Dust
  13. Munchkin
  14. Marely There
  15. Victor von Ponystein
  16. Small Fry
  17. The Little Maremaid
  18. Lil Debbie
  19. The Big One
  20. Pony Up
  21. Pony Soprano
  22. Lil’ Seabiscuit
  23. Short Stack
  24. Strawberry Short Cake
  25. Mini Me
  26. Pocket Sized
  27. Cricket
  28. Lil Moss Sunshine
  29. Pony Stark
  30. Tiny Dancer
  31. Trots On Demand
  32. Minneigh Mouse
  33. Goliath
  34. Pint Sized
  35. Horse of Mini Colors
  36. Hobbit
  37. Dobby
  38. Minneigh Me
  39. Alimony Pony
  40. My Little Pony
  41. Peewee Herman
  42. Blazing Saddles
  43. Hee Haw
  44. Giant
  45. Nugget
  46. Low Rider
  47. Half Fast
  48. Lil Hoofer
  49. Pony Express
  50. A Little Hoarse
  51. Lil Trouble
  52. Got Hay
  53. Almost A Horse
  54. Pony Dot Com
  55. Half Horsed
  56. Sweet Niblets
  57. Butter Ball
  58. Half Pint
  59. Frodo Baggins
  60. Travel Size
  61. Portable Pony
  62. You Go Girl
  63. Apple Thief
  64. Mini Mare
  65. Twice The Fun
  66. Big Boss
  67. Dotley Crew
  68. The Beast
  69. Lil Sebastian
  70. Tiny Tim
  71. MiracleGrow
  72. The Hoofmeister
  73. Took Toy
  74. Hoof Daddy
  75. Hurry Up
  76. Fancy Pants
  77. Sponge Bob Squarepony
  78. Money Honey
  79. Pocket Change
  80. Half Dollar
  81. Napoleon
  82. Carousel Convict
  83. Luna Tic
  84. El Jefe
  85. Slow Mo
  86. Mister Impossible
  87. Biscuit Eater
  88. Robin The Pony Wonder
  89. Ant
  90. Elephant
  91. Just Ask
  92. Hay Maker
  93. L On Wheels
  94. Pony Butter Jelly (PBJ)
  95. Pony of My Ownie
  96. Peanut
  97. Sir Trottingham
  98. 401K
  99. User Friendly
  100. Mister/Miss Mini

Horse Name Inspiration

Horse name inspiration can come from anywhere. TV Shows, the natural world, history, and even the names of sweets can provide all the inspiration a horse owner needs to find the right name for their horse.

Help Choosing The Right Name

When selecting a horse name, remember these tips:

  1. Make it funny, but not embarrassing. Remember, the horse’s name may feature on magazines, the loudspeaker, or the news. So don’t name the horse something regrettable.
  2. Make it easy to pronounce. A funny name won’t work if no one can say it.
  3. Consider temperament. Don’t give a horse a name that doesn’t match who they are. 
  4. Test it out. Say the name a few times, really consider how it sounds and feels when looking at the horse. If it isn’t the right name, you’ll know.

If all else fails why not try a horse name generator? Like this one!

Conclusion

Finding the perfect name for a horse can seem like a challenge. But there are plenty of names out there to choose from!

When in doubt, a funny, pun-derful name can enhance a horse’s character for the whole world to enjoy.

If you’re still looking for more inspiration, check out these awesome lists of horse names!

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