449+ Funny Horse Names (Haylarious Choices)

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Every horse has a unique attitude, so it makes sense that every horse should have a name as unique as they are. For that neighing comedian in a horse owner’s life, funny horse names, are the way to go.

Clever, whimsical horse names have taken the equestrian world by storm. This article explores some of the best horse names that put the “fun” in “funny!”

Top 50 Best Funny Horse Names

Explore some of the most popular and unique punny horse names below!

Mane-iac
Mane Attraction
Cough Stirrup
Neighsayer
Trojan (Horse)
Hay Fever
Foal Play
Fifty Shades of Hay
Friendly Neighbor
Sir Whinneysalot
Sir Neighsalot
Healthy As A
Gale Horse Winds
May The Horse Be With You
Hoof Hearted
Captain A-mare-ica
Hay There
OfAnyOtherName
Horsen Around
Talk Derby To Me
What the Buck
My Allowance
Buck Yeah
Foalin Around
Debt Collector
Mane Man
Neighver Gonna Give You Up
The Buck Stops Here
Funneigh Girl
Ze Brah
In The Neighborhood
Hoofing It
Buck Buck Goose
Hoof Fairy
Reinbow Dash
Hay Jude
In Kah Hoofs
Dustin Hoofman
Termineightor
Mane of War
Cremello Antony
The Macareina
Hall and Oats
Rein Forest
Jocky Puck
Foal Business
Super Hoofer
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Love Sick Mule
Stud Muffin

Female Funny Horse Names

Find a female horse name that will have horse owners everywhere chuckling. From pop culture to literature, these names have something for every Filly.

Win-neighna Rider
Bonnie Clydesdale
Hermioneigh
Mare Antoinette
Rosemarey
Anne Hathaneigh
Princess Mareial
Mare-y Queen of Trots
Whinney Houston
Tina Hay
Annie Oatley
FiftyShadesofNeigh
Hoofie Goldburg
Hay Girl
Princess Neighah
A-mare-zing Grace
Beyonc-hay
Maybe Its Marebelline
Kate Winsalot
Reese Winneighspoon
Red Hot Filly Pepper
Whinney In Rome
Emma Trotson
Filidelphia
Riding Mrs. Daisy
Holly Day
Dee Canter
Jenneighfur
Mane Austen
Mustang Sally
Tiffaneigh
Oh She Hit
Tough Girl
Miss Bee Haven
Whinney Weasley
Apple A Day
Ca-mare-on Diaz
Filley the Kid
Frou-Frou
Girl Power
Gold is for Girls
Mare-y Anne
Neigh-lor Swift
Mrs. Prance
Bye Foalisha
Foal Getter
Feisty Gal
Spare Change
Gimme Oats
T-oat-ally
Sweet n Sour
Sweet n Salty
NotAMorningPerson
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Them Apples
Apple Addict
Whinny Wants To
Bridle Suite
Watch Me Neigh Neigh
Chocolate and Chardonhay
Hay There Delilah
A Good Marelot
Woah Nelly
Wish Upon
Whinneyfred Sanderson
Thorough the Looking Glass
Barn Princess
Trendsetter
Daddy’s Little Manester
Monthly Allowance
Queen of Hay
Haybellina
Happier Hoofing It
Filly On Up
Princess Runner Up
Duchess of Oats
Honey Bunches of Oats
Halley Baley
Oprah Winneighfrey
Girl Gone Wild
Take A Selfie
Prom Queen
Drama Llama
Canterlope
She’s So Trot
For Filly’s Sake
Amareican Woman
Proud To Be An Amareican
Just Friends
Take Me Shopping
Oh My Foal
Trot To You Later
Credit Card Debt
Marey Me
Birthday Present
All I Wanted For Christmas
Gucci and Haybanna
Bannaneigh Republic
Big Filly Girl
Just Pretty
Prancing In Pink
Breakfast At Tiffaneighs
First World Problems
Trust Fund
Anneighbelle
Good Girl Gone Bad
Galloping Girl
Every Stud’s Dream
Glitter Girl
Shopaholic
Tailor Swifty
Duchess of Prance
All That And a Bag of Apples
She’s All That
Not An Angel
Straight Out Of Filly
New York Filly
Prancing Queen
Hungry For Love
Neigh There
Spa Neigh
Diva
Karen or “Neigh-ren”
Faithfilly Yours
Belle of the Bale
Queen Latifay
Manea Lisa’s Smile
Foalever Young
Small Fortune
Only Yours
Instagram Worthy
Ginneigh Weasley
Jenneighfur Lopez
Lady Hoofer
Duchess of Canter-bury
Bale-erina
Hay-ters Gonna Hate
Tattle Tail
Best FillyForever
Reign On My Parade
A Girl’s Best Friend
Diamond In The Rough
Girl With The Sugar Cube Tattoo
Derby Duchess
Trotting Spree
Almost A Unicorn
Apple of My Eye
Sweet As Apple Pie
Lady Gait Gait
Fairy Tail Princess

See more awesome female horse names!

Male Funny Horse Names

Discover the perfect name for the stud in your life – this comprehensive list covers everything from horse puns to movie-related horse name ideas.

Globe Trotter
Usain Colt
Studs In The Bucket
I like Big Rumps and I Cannot Lie
Barnyard Rules
Colt Turkey
Champion Chomper
Harry Trotter
Jabba
Martin Neigh
Ferris Mueller
Hoof Jackman
Ocean Cookie
Henry Hoofer
Tabasco
Bradley Dylan Hoofer
Neighvid Bowie
Luke Skytrotter
Mueller Mueller Mueller
Always Hungry
Harry Allen
Colt Hemsworth
Oh Hale Yes
Sylvester Stallion
Coltergeist
David Hasselhoof
Robin Hoof
ZZ Trot
Leon Trotsky
Paul Neighvere
Barry Maneilow
Could Have Bought A Car
Horse Code
Barnsley
Gone Swishing
Meatball
Chewbacca (Chewy)
Best Yet
Colt Calling
Catch Me Later
Financially Stable
Herd Me Calling
High Horse
Mayday
Major Payne
Neighvy Boy
Robert DeNeighro
Frank Sineightra
Buck Rogers
Liam Neighson
The Hay-ngover
Snail Male
Paul Neighman
Matthew McConahay
Neighlor Lautner
Lord of the Prance
Faster Than Fast
Snooze Button
Mr.Ed
Mr. E
Free Rein Chicken
Thorough Bread
Colt Following
Always Horsing Around
Michael Foalton
The Ex-horse-ist
Elvis
Derby Donut
Glass Hoof Full
Glass Hoof Empty
Hold the Reigns
Aluminum Foal
Foaltergeist
Hay Fanatic
Tale of Woah
Whinneyslow (winslow)
Bale Out
Government Bale Out
Dr. Studley
Harnessy
Haywire
Dark Horse
Batmane
Jack of All Hays
Into Trouble
Barry Manelow
Sheriff
Lone Ranger
I Should Have Been A Racehorse
I’m A Rental
Supermane
Eat Like A Horse
Bales Lightyear
Super Stud
Filly Chaser
Filly Cheesesteak
For Trots Sake
Last Fri-hay Night
Father of the Bridle
Bale to the Future
Christian Haybale
Your Tax Return
Piggy Bank
Arnold Swartze-neigh-ger
Break the Bank
Canter Wait
Caught Neighing
Study Break
Strapped For Cash
Apple A Day
Lady’s Man
Flirt
Dr. Of Love
King of Neighs
Eco-Friendly
Ladies Love Me
Quit Stallion
Stop Stallion Around
Dollar Dapple
Dappelganger
Momma’s Boy
The Stud Silent Type
Hay Solo
Obi Wan Hay-nobi
Darth Neigh-der
Stress Reliever
Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
Hay Over There
Hay Addict
The Big Apple
Clop Clop Goose
Every Penny
Lazy Boy
Lawn Mower
Hugh Hayfner
Sheldon Hoofer
Donkey
Moose (for a large horse)
Distracted Riding
Ghost Rider
Yeehaw
Rodeo Rebel
Pain In the Asteriks
Nickers In A Twist
Stud For Life
Trophy Husband
The Mane The Myth The Legend
Mane of the Hour
Eat My Road Apples
Mane’s Best Friend

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Cute Funny Horse Names

Chestnut Horse Eating Flowers From A Flowerbed

Owners looking for a list of the funniest horse names with a cute spin on them need to look no further.

From candy and sweets to cuteness galore, these names will have any stablehand saying “awww.”

Whinney the Pooh
Pasture Bedtime
Singing In the Reign
Hay Neighbor
Maple Stirrup
Stirrup Trouble
Horsey Kiss
Just Mare-ied
Honeigh
Caramel Dapple
Canterbury Egg
Hugs and Kisses
Rocking Horse
May-o-neighs
Over the Reinbow
All Neightural
Mare-y Go Round
Honeigh Bun
The Bees Neighs
Good Neighbor
Free Reign
Buttered T-oats
Spurs n Stripes
Crop Duster
Tailspin
Mane Street
Marey Christmas
Marey Marey Quite Contrary
Southern Horsepitality
Neighbraska
Whoa There
Hayppily Ever After
Nickers Bar
Crazy Lil Thing Colt Love
Horseradish
TGI-FridHay
Q-T Pie
Muffin
Dream Catcher
Sugar and Spice
Potato
Sweet Stud
Hay Lady
The Little Prancess
Momma’s Little Hay-ngel
This Is What Dreams Are Made Of
Sweet Pea
Appley Ever After
Forrest Rump
Tinkerbale
Baby Boy
Baby Girl
Sweet Victory
Smiley
Scamp
No Neighme
Hay Friend
Hugs and Kisses
Homework Eater
Cute Distraction
Never Listens
Of Horse I Love You
Horse n Buggy
Horse and Pony Show
Happy As A
Still Lives With His Mother
Oatis
Star Studded
Sweet Ride
Attention Hog
Born In A Barn
Farm Fresh
Cute n Cuddly
Grasshoofer
Special Edition
Santa’s Reindeer
Mom’s Mane Man
Neighs Before Sleighs
Best In Show
Bashful
Grumpy
Magic Mane
Sleeps In
Cuddle Monster
Pancakes and Stirrup
Cupcake
Because of Whinney Dixie
Bullseye
Tom Braaaydy
Secret Haygent
Holy Foally
Mare Force One
Truth or Mare
Piece, Love, and Oats
God Bless the USHay
Miracle Mane
Chocolate Chip Stud Muffin
Spoonful of Sugar
Stead-y Goes It
Mare-y Poppins

Funny Race Horse Names

A hilarious horse name is the way to go for racing horse owners who want the horse racing commentators in stitches.

Check out this list of side-splitting names perfect for the funniest steed on the track.

Snail
Slow-Poke
Horsey McHorseface (Jr.)
Sir Neighington
Turtle
Retirement Account
Fast n the Furious
Zippadee Doo Dah
Big Time Maybe
Horse Power
Foxtrot
Almost Fast
Gandalf the Neigh
Foal Throttle
Colt Feet
Thundercolt
Lightning McColt
Tater Trot
Woah There
Dr. Hay
Lightning Colt
SeeYaLater
GaitsofHell
Third Times the Charm
Clear So Far
Crash Dummy
Gait Crasher
My Dust
Speed Limit
Bad News Travels Fast
Infinity and Beyond
Better Luck
Easy Peasy
MyFirstRace
All Hoofs
NoWhereFast
Lord of the Reigns
Reignstorm
NotSoFast
Roll The Dice
Better Off Fed
Coming In Hot
Escape Route
Payday
Magic Carpet Ride
Will Run for Hay
Incoming
Encore
Jack Be Quick
Saddle Up
Robbie Colt-rane
Hayrrison Ford
Houston We Have A Problem
The Problem
Risky Business
Three Strikes
Road Runner
Sloth
Slow n Steady
Always Trottin
Sir Speedy
Not Furlong
Zebra in Disguise
Stop Stalling
Old Neighvy
Macintosh Apple
Bad Stable Manners
Under the Stable
Stable Diet
Not a Zebra
Escape Artist
Traffic Stop
Torneighdo
The Mane Event
No Mane-ners
What’s A Mane Gotta Do
Off The Reins
When It Reigns It Pours
All Terrein Vehicle
Faster Than The IRS
Win or Bust
Watch Me Whip
Over Drive
Will Race for Apples
Apple Enthusiast
Dusty Devil
Run Like The Wind
Yippie Kiyay
Down and Derby
Derby Diva
Track Attack
Straight Outta Kentucky
Racecar
IntheZone
IMustAskYouEquestrian
Foal Ball
HangOnToYourJockey
BreakingTheSpeedLimit
Can’tCatchMe
HereWeGoAgain

Funny Show Horse Names

From sassy to sweet, show horses have a lot of personalities among them. So here are some clever, fun names for the dressage or jumping expert in the stable.

Forrest Jump
Britney Spurs
Night Mare
Tiny Prancer
Hoofdini
Maid In Manehatten
Twitter Famous
Take Offence
Bale-or Swift
A Sher-bet
BetyerBottomDollar
Hayl-or Swift
High Maintenance
One Trick Pony
Spurred On By Fame
Center of Attention
Spotlight
Instagram
The Big Letrotsky
Kolt Kardashian
Drama Queen
Fabio
Equine Intervention
Buckingham Palace
Victoria’s Secret
Gigi Haydid
Gucci Girl
Show Stopper
Kiss My Asteriks
JumpedOverTheMoon
Tommy Haflinger
Everybody Loves Haymond
Worth Every Penny
Tailent Scout
Selfie
JumpedTheFence
Fashionista
TheReasonYou’reHere
Prima Donna
Center of the Universe
Gold Standard
Show Girl
Brilliant By Nature
Legs For Days
Will Jump For Oats
Beauty And A Beast
The It Girl
Winning For Days
Where There’s A Win There’s A Way
Another One Bites the Dust
Inspirational Quote
SmileForTheCamera
Record Breaker
Picture Perfect
Ms. Perfect
StealsTheShow
I’llTakeThat
CleanSweep
Witches Broomstick
FlyLikeAButterfly
Jumping Jack
Damsel In Dressage
Reining Champion
Off Roadster
Ten Outta Ten Thousand
Going For Baroque
Mezair Master
OlympicsBound
Stadium Star
Sucker For Six-Bar
The Gait Gambler
Cross-Country Queen
JumpTheGun
ChompingTheBit
Sarah Jessica Parkour
Bar Hopper
Belle of the Bars
Ranch Dressageing
JumpForJoy
DivideAndConquer
Flying Horse
Mare-athon
Filly-buster
Penny Loafer
Reina Sunshine
Mount Neigh
Justine Thyme
Post Stallione
Horsey Kiss
Alan is Mare-isette
WinSome Mare
Equine Intervention
Sweet D’apples
BackTalk
WalkTheWalk
Class Act
RunTheWorld
The Young and The Reinless
Prairie Princess
Paparazzi Please

Funny Mini Horse Names

There’s no shortage of spunk in ponies and miniature horses. Give them a name that reflects their sense of humor!

Check out some of these haylarious names for ponies below:

Mascarpone
Al Capony
Fun-sized
Persepony
Edgar Allen Pony
Interest Pony
Jon Bon Pony
Pony Express
Mouse
Weebisquit
Teeny Turner
Pixie Dust
Munchkin
Marely There
Victor von Ponystein
Small Fry
The Little Maremaid
Lil Debbie
The Big One
Pony Up
Pony Soprano
Lil’ Seabiscuit
Short Stack
Strawberry Short Cake
Mini Me
Pocket Sized
Cricket
Lil Moss Sunshine
Pony Stark
Tiny Dancer
Trots On Demand
Minneigh Mouse
Goliath
Pint Sized
Horse of Mini Colors
Hobbit
Dobby
Minneigh Me
Alimony Pony
My Little Pony
Peewee Herman
Blazing Saddles
Hee Haw
Giant
Nugget
Low Rider
Half Fast
Lil Hoofer
Pony Express
A Little Hoarse
Lil Trouble
Got Hay
Almost A Horse
Pony Dot Com
Half Horsed
Sweet Niblets
Butter Ball
Half Pint
Frodo Baggins
Travel Size
Portable Pony
You Go Girl
Apple Thief
Mini Mare
Twice The Fun
Big Boss
Dotley Crew
The Beast
Lil Sebastian
Tiny Tim
MiracleGrow
The Hoofmeister
Took Toy
Hoof Daddy
Hurry Up
Fancy Pants
Sponge Bob Squarepony
Money Honey
Pocket Change
Half Dollar
Napoleon
Carousel Convict
Luna Tic
El Jefe
Slow Mo
Mister Impossible
Biscuit Eater
Robin The Pony Wonder
Ant
Elephant
Just Ask
Hay Maker
L On Wheels
Pony Butter Jelly (PBJ)
Pony of My Ownie
Peanut
Sir Trottingham
401K
User Friendly
Mister/Miss Mini

Horse Name Inspiration

Horse name inspiration can come from anywhere.

TV Shows, the natural world, history, and even the names of sweets can provide all the inspiration a horse owner needs to find the right name for their horse.

Help Choosing The Right Name

When selecting a horse name, remember these tips:

Make it funny, but not embarrassing. Remember, the horse’s name may feature in magazines, the loudspeaker, or the news. So don’t name the horse something regrettable.
Make it easy to pronounce. A funny name won’t work if no one can say it.
Consider temperament. Don’t give a horse a name that doesn’t match who they are.
Consider your horse’s appearance. You can even use your horse’s breed and coloration to help with picking a perfect name.
Test it out. Say the name a few times, and really consider how it sounds and feels when looking at the horse. If it isn’t the right name, you’ll know.

If all else fails why not try a horse name generator? Like this one!

Conclusion

Finding the perfect name for a horse can seem like a challenge. But there are plenty of names out there to choose from!

When in doubt, a funny, pun-derful name can enhance a horse’s character for the whole world to enjoy.

If you’re still looking for more inspiration, check out these awesome lists of horse names!

Otherwise, why not search the internet for pet names? It doesn’t matter too much if you search for dog, cat, or hamster names as some may even work for your horse!

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